Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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