mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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