do herpes really smell.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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