i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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