But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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