That's intense
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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