You're so nebulous sometimes
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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