i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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