You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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