can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
