Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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