They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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