But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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