I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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