im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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