I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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