New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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