hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
