You work out of a Hotel?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
i think my cat just said my name.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Oh god it's open bar.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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