It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I have already put on my inside pants.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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