It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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