glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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