I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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