I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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