that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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