Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
