What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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