What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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