We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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