Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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