Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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