I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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