We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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