Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
