sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
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