i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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