I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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