please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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