What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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