I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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