it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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