Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
