WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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