Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
