'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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