how can u be prego again
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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