This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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