The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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