I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
im holly from the hills drunk
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
