I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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