Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I have demons in me.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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