Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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