I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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