That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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