I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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